"To be occasionally misquoted is the only fame I care for." -- Mark Twain
Because Apple fanboys are literally the worst fanboys there are.
I mean, hopefully not, of course... but hopefully...?
Appearance is everything when it comes to convincing men to pay you money to convince women to sleep with you without paying them.
A political party for the 99% of internet users who don't post photos of food that looks like sh#t.
Have you heard the one about the straight white males?
Just because you don't have any interest in EuroVision, doesn't mean you won't be exposed to it.
Australia is not in Europe. But who is?
Sensationalised paragraph questioning your humanity if you don't agree?