Christopher Walken is a popular actor, and none more so than when other people are impersonating him? Being able to impersonate Christopher Walken can be useful if you want to impress a sexy person, or if you need to withdraw money from Christopher Walken’s bank account.
Step 1: Speech is an important part of an impersonation, so the first step is to adjust your voice so that it sounds like Christopher Walken’s. Do this by mimicking his tone, accent, pitch, rhythm and pacing. Practise until you sound like Christopher Walken, then move on to Step 2.
Step 2: If you’re going to impersonate Christopher Walken, you will need to look like Christopher Walken. Find a photo of him in a magazine, cut it out, and affix it to your bathroom mirror. Alternately looking at the photo and your own reflection, adjust your facial features until you resemble Christopher Walken. Once you can no longer differentiate between the reflection and the photo, move on to Step 3.
Step 3: Christopher Walken is married to Georgianne Walken. To complete your impression, you should also be married to Georgianne Walken. It will be illegal in most jurisdictions for you to marry the exact same Georgianne Walken, so your best bet is to marry another person with the same name. You can find such people in the phone book, along with their contact details and residential address. Once you have married her, she will need to impersonate Georgianne Walken. ThermoCow’s ‘How to impersonate Georgianne Walken’ will come in handy here.
Things you’ll need: Magazine containing photograph of Christopher Walken, scissors, bathroom mirror, affixing agent (eg, blu-tac, sticky tape, or superglue).