It's sexier than you realise.
Anyone can eat a fish. But can you slay one?
Biceps so big you quads get jelous, skin so tight and brown its like onion skin.
Play along from the comfort / cold / overwhelming heat of your carpark.
Your forgetfulness is something you can fix—with a little effort.
Sensationalised paragraph questioning your humanity if you don't agree?
For casual punters who have no interest in horse racing at any other time of the year.
Add a touch of ThermoCow to your end of season celebrations.