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Since dogs’ linguistic abilities follow a bell curve, your dog could well know and understand everything about you, judging you from behind those intelligent brown eyes.

 
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Now you can enjoy the big game with a clear musical conscience.

 
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Club songs are ingrained in us from birth. But what are we really singing?

 
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