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AFL Club Songs Ranked by Ambition and Boastfulness

Club songs are ingrained in us from birth. But what are we really singing?

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Unsexiest Movie Robots

The internet’s finest journalists have tirelessly catalogued the sexiest movie robots - but which movie robots failed to turn us on?

How to support a team in the 2021 AFL Grand Final without having to sing their club song

Now you can enjoy the big game with a clear musical conscience.

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Eagle Perfect - Chapter Fourteen: Homecoming, Part II

Legend returns to a familiar scene.

Are You the Office Weirdo?

How can you be sure without taking an internet quiz?

Apple Fanboys Defend the iHammer 3

Because Apple fanboys are literally the worst fanboys there are.

A renowned psychologist says there are 4 personality types based on 4 smells

People can have any one of these four personalities. Which personality is yours?

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Eagle Perfect - Chapter Twelve: Homecoming

Legend learns a shocking truth.

Has This Book On Your Friend's Shelf Been Read, Or Is It Just There For Show?

Do you understand the purpose of your friend's books?

Choose Your Own Performance Review Adventure

In this periodic assessment of your performance and productivity in relation to the company’s organisational directives, YOU decide what happens!

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How to Make a Living as a Writer (by running a website teaching people how to make a living as a writer)

Remember: you will influence far more people with an article about how to make a living as a writer than you are ever likely to influence with any book you ever write.

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Eagle Perfect - Chapter Ten: Questions From Beyond

Will the Railweb be suicide? Or will it be worse?