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Elephant Larry - Con Air

A fitting tribute to the 15th highest grossing film of 1997.

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Eagle Perfect - Chapter Two: Too Competent to Find Himself in a Life or Death Situation in the First Place

Our competitive fiction becomes competitive when the life of a humble innkeeper's boy is thrown into chaos.

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How to Make a Living as a Writer (by running a website teaching people how to make a living as a writer)

Remember: you will influence far more people with an article about how to make a living as a writer than you are ever likely to influence with any book you ever write.
 
How to tell if your dog secretly understands English

Since dogs’ linguistic abilities follow a bell curve, your dog could well know and understand everything about you, judging you from behind those intelligent brown eyes.
 
Are You As Good A Person As I Am?

I'm pretty darned good, so it's unlikely.
 
How to Write a Joke Book

Have you ever wanted to write a hilarious joke book that makes people laugh when they read it?
 
Has This Book On Your Friend's Shelf Been Read, Or Is It Just There For Show?

Do you understand the purpose of your friend's books?
 
How to get JACKED!

Biceps so big you quads get jelous, skin so tight and brown its like onion skin.
 
How to downplay your earlier enthusiasm if the new Star Wars film sucks

We all know it might happen, and you need to be ready if it does.

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