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Above Average Network - First Person to Run a Marathon Without Talking About it

We don't even know whether her finishing time was faster than she expected.

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AFL vs NRL Based On A Fight To The Death Between Their Respective Club Mascots

At long last, we settle the greatest rivalry in Australian sport.

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Five poorly worded sentences, each followed by an animated gif

Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 really spoke to me.

 
How to Eat 15 Hot Dogs

The story of how one man ate 15 hot dogs. Apply the lessons to your own life in order to eat 15 hot dogs.

 
How to Share the Road with a Cyclist Even Though You'd Much Rather Run Them Over

"There's nothing wrong with cyclists." - Cyclist

 
Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Can you answer the question that no contestant ever could?

 
History Textbook from the Future: Photography

The birth of photography, as retold by a children's textbook many centuries from now.

 
How to Overcome Failure

Every day, I tell myself over and over and over that failure is a part of life.

 
How Tech Startup Füder Disrupted an Entire Industry by Disobeying the Law

When the law gets in the way of corporate profits, how can we justify compliance?

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