How to impersonate Georgianne Walken

Georgianne Walken is the wife of a popular actor, and none more so than when other people are impersonating him? Being able to impersonate Georgianne Walken can be useful if you want to impress a sexy person, or if you need to withdraw money from Christopher Walken’s wallet.

Step 1: Speech is an important part of an impersonation, so to begin with, you will need to adjust your voice so that it sounds like Georgianne Walken’s. Do this by mimicking her tone, accent, pitch, rhythm and pacing. Practise until you sound like Georgianne Walken, then move on to Step 2.

Step 2: If you’re going to impersonate Georgianne Walken, you will need to look like Georgianne Walken. Find a photo of Georgianne Walken in a magazine, cut it out, and affix it to your bathroom mirror. Alternately looking at the photo and your own reflection, adjust your facial features until you resemble Georgianne Walken. Once you can no longer differentiate between the reflection and the photo, move on to Step 3.

Step 3: Georgianne Walken is married to Christopher Walken. To complete your impression, you should also be married to Christopher Walken. It will be illegal in most jurisdictions for you to marry the exact same Christopher Walken, so your best bet is to marry another person with the same name. You can find such people in the phone book, along with their contact details and residential address. Once you have married him, he will need to impersonate Christopher Walken. ThermoCow’s ‘How to impersonate Christopher Walken’ will come in handy here.

Things you’ll need: Magazine containing photograph of Georgianne Walken, scissors, bathroom mirror, affixing agent (eg, blu-tac, sticky tape, or superglue).