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Since dogs’ linguistic abilities follow a bell curve, your dog could well know and understand everything about you, judging you from behind those intelligent brown eyes.

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Everybody has their faults. But how should you respond when others correctly identify your faults and insult you?

 
How to Become the Alpha Male

Because there’s only one type of male who gets all the promotions and girlfriends.

 
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How to get JACKED!

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How to impersonate Christopher Walken

Being able to impersonate Christopher Walken can be useful if you want to impress a sexy person, or if you need to withdraw money from Christopher Walken’s bank account.

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