Brian Taylor, or “BT”, kicked 527 goals in an illustrious career at the Richmond and Collingwood football clubs, before being struck down by cruel injuries. He is now a commentator for the Seven television network, famous for phrases like “boy oh boy wowee!” and “interesting haircut the young man has on display.” His commentary's annoying - we all know that - but just how annoying is it? Take this quiz to find out.
- How annoying is BT's commentary?
More annoying than your team losing the contested possession count.
More annoying than your team losing the contested possession count.
More annoying than your team losing the contested possession count.
More annoying than an inconsistent application of the ‘taking out the legs’ rule.
More annoying than an inconsistent application of the ‘taking out the legs’ rule.
More annoying than an inconsistent application of the ‘taking out the legs’ rule.
More annoying than the umpires calling for a score review when they had a perfect view of the play and the footage is inconclusive anyway.
More annoying than the umpires calling for a score review when they had a perfect view of the play and the footage is inconclusive anyway.
More annoying than the umpires calling for a score review when they had a perfect view of the play and the footage is inconclusive anyway.
More annoying than an ad for Swisse multivitamins where AFL players attribute their success to dedication and multivitamins.
More annoying than an ad for Swisse multivitamins where AFL players attribute their success to dedication and multivitamins.
More annoying than an ad for Swisse multivitamins where AFL players attribute their success to dedication and multivitamins.
More annoying than a smug Hawthorn supporter scratching their nails on a blackboard while replaying footage of Luke Hodge’s sickening bump on Chad Wingard and laughing at how Hodge only received a 2 match suspension for it.
More annoying than a smug Hawthorn supporter scratching their nails on a blackboard while replaying footage of Luke Hodge’s sickening bump on Chad Wingard and laughing at how Hodge only received a 2 match suspension for it.
More annoying than a smug Hawthorn supporter scratching their nails on a blackboard while replaying footage of Luke Hodge’s sickening bump on Chad Wingard and laughing at how Hodge only received a 2 match suspension for it.
More annoying than every other AFL commentator rolled into one, transformed into a lump of dog poo, and stuck to the soles of those shoes you only just bought, while Uptown Funk is playing on the radio, and Nick Kyrgios is attacking the Australian public for not showing him more love, and people keep calling you to sell you things, and the milk has gone off and somebody put it back in the fridge even though they knew it was off.
More annoying than every other AFL commentator rolled into one, transformed into a lump of dog poo, and stuck to the soles of those shoes you only just bought, while Uptown Funk is playing on the radio, and Nick Kyrgios is attacking the Australian public for not showing him more love, and people keep calling you to sell you things, and the milk has gone off and somebody put it back in the fridge even though they knew it was off.
More annoying than every other AFL commentator rolled into one, transformed into a lump of dog poo, and stuck to the soles of those shoes you only just bought, while Uptown Funk is playing on the radio, and Nick Kyrgios is attacking the Australian public for not showing him more love, and people keep calling you to sell you things, and the milk has gone off and somebody put it back in the fridge even though they knew it was off.
You don’t know how annoying BT's commentary is. Perhaps you have it confused with another, less annoying thing, like spam text messages or drivers who take up two lanes? Or perhaps you were confused by the question? Or you thought it was Opposites Day? In any event, you should avoid making any decisions that depend on your ability to accurately assess the annoyingness of BT's commentary.
You don’t know how annoying BT's commentary is. Perhaps you have it confused with another, less annoying thing, like spam text messages or drivers who take up two lanes? Or perhaps you were confused by the question? Or you thought it was Opposites Day? In any event, you should avoid making any decisions that depend on your ability to accurately assess the annoyingness of BT's commentary.
You don’t know how annoying BT's commentary is. Perhaps you have it confused with another, less annoying thing, like spam text messages or drivers who take up two lanes? Or perhaps you were confused by the question? Or you thought it was Opposites Day? In any event, you should avoid making any decisions that depend on your ability to accurately assess the annoyingness of BT's commentary.
You know exactly how annoying BT's commentary is. His attempts at macho camaraderie and Aussie larrikinism have not fooled you, and you see right through his fellow commentators’ attempts to tolerate his company on game day. When he is rambling about a player’s haircut or tattoos, or praising the Geelong Falcons, you feel a perfectly appropriate amount of annoyance.
