ThermoCow is the tallest comedy website in the Southern Hemisphere: a repository of things we write and stuff we find. We offer a carefully curated selection of comedy songs, satire, parody, and silliness. Picture a superheated cow selling kitchenware on breakfast TV, and you'll have a wildly inaccurate image of our creative process.

While we can't promise you'll laugh at everything we have to offer, we do promise that you'll be safe from listicles, clickbait, and epic fails as long as you stay with us. We'll also protect you from annoying popups, incessant requests to subscribe, and suggestions of what to read next when you haven't even finished what you're reading now. If you wish the internet could be more like an exciting tweed jacket, this may just be the place for you.