"To be occasionally misquoted is the only fame I care for." -- Mark Twain
Because Apple fanboys are literally the worst fanboys there are.
I mean, hopefully not, of course... but hopefully...?
Appearance is everything when it comes to convincing men to pay you money to convince women to sleep with you without paying them.
Just because you don't have any interest in EuroVision, doesn't mean you won't be exposed to it.
Australia is not in Europe. But who is?
The ultimate game of fantasy politics!
At long last, we settle the greatest rivalry in Australian sport.
In which a member of Gen Y complains about housing affordability.
Think twice before your next purchase.