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Britanick - The Morning Routine

What's your strategy for stealing an extra few minutes of sleep?

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Passionate Article In Support Of Questionable Proposition

Sensationalised paragraph questioning your humanity if you don't agree?

How to impersonate Christopher Walken

Being able to impersonate Christopher Walken can be useful if you want to impress a sexy person, or if you need to withdraw money from Christopher Walken’s bank account.

Which Supporting Female Character in a Steven Seagal Movie Are You?

If you can tell them apart, you're halfway there.

Has This Book On Your Friend's Shelf Been Read, Or Is It Just There For Show?

Do you understand the purpose of your friend's books?

You'll never believe what her boss said to her in her performance review.

Her response is priceless!

How to Fold a Fitted Sheet

Are you one of these pathetic few who can't fold a fitted sheet? If so, you’ve come to the right place.

How to Fight Off a Horde of Possessed Toddlers

Many parents feel anxious, confused or even upset when forced to fight off a horde of possessed toddlers, but you don’t have to: just follow these simple tips.

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