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David Firth's Salad Fingers

There are still people in the world who haven't seen Salad Fingers. Don't be one of them.

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How to Eat 15 Hot Dogs

The story of how one man ate 15 hot dogs. Apply the lessons to your own life in order to eat 15 hot dogs.

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Everybody has their faults. But how should you respond when others correctly identify your faults and insult you?

 
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Which of these animals would win a hypothetical fight to the death?

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